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millenniumtinnyrod:

whalebiology:

jounouchikatsuya:

sick burn

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS VIDEO FOR MONTHS

I AM LITERALLY WHEEZING OVER HERE

(Source: vivapinatafanfiction)

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

commanderabutt:

cynically—colorblind:

"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."

I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.

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thanks to this beautiful person

i have learned you can be a slut

by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself

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